ENTITY_RUKUS has escaped containment. Move the laser. See what happens.
Move your mouse (or finger) inside the box. Get the dot close to Rukus enough times.
Rukus flops into loaf mode, thoroughly worn out. Before he fully powers down, he nudges something across the floor toward you with his nose.
🔌 A chewed USB drive. Still readable, probably. He's been "saving" it for a while now, gnawing on it between naps. Might be worth plugging in somewhere, someday.
A little paw print should show up next to his name on the b0r3d homepage now.